Safe Sex
Rebecca: We were able to compare bills of health, so I felt it was safe enough.
Friend: See that's not even my first inclination when I think of "safe sex."
Rebecca: Yeah, but I can't get knocked up and I know the Heimlich.
saltxwater:

Sign up at sirrichards.com for a convenient and steady monthly supply of condoms.  Following the holiday, subscribers will continue to receive 20% off every  purchase, in addition to the company’s standard free shipping. 
And for every condom you buy, one is donated to a developing country…
so this holiday season, go be bad for goodness’ sake ;)
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saltxwater:

Sign up at sirrichards.com for a convenient and steady monthly supply of condoms.  Following the holiday, subscribers will continue to receive 20% off every purchase, in addition to the company’s standard free shipping. 

And for every condom you buy, one is donated to a developing country…

so this holiday season, go be bad for goodness’ sake ;)

RSVP to the Facebook event to get a FREE holiday “do not disturb” door hang too!