I’d been keeping two tumblrs, one NSFW the other pretty much okay for work. I’ve decided to just use the one. It does have some NSFW moments.
Yes, pit bulls suddenly snap.
- Pit bulls “suddenly snap.” It’s true. One minute they are lying upside down on the couch snoring, and the next minute they hear the word “walk,” or “rawhide,” or “ball,” and they suddenly snap. From 0 to Mach 90, they are doing zoomies down the hall, tongue flapping, tail tucked for turning aerodynamics. Jump in front of this joyful train, and you could indeed accidentally get knocked down!
- Pit bulls’ jaws are unlike any other dog. Again, it’s true. Bullies have a singular type of jaw that enables smiling unlike any other! The lips curl up and wrinkle, and you can’t help but laugh at that happy pink tongue bobbing with each big breath, those shiny white teeth and those big twinkling eyes.
- Pit bulls are tenacious fighters. Ever try and fight a pack of pit bulls for the couch? The bed? A soft, cozy blanket? It’s true, they love a comfortable place to sleep and would rather lie right on top of you or each other than be alone on the cold, hard floor.
- Children beware. If your child has a phobia for canine kisses, then he or she definitely better stay clear of pit bulls. Pit bulls have a special radar just for children. Smell one, and they start to lick their lips. They can’t wait to find that little kid and cover them in kisses.
- Pit bulls are the ultimate guard dogs. Maybe all robbers need is a little love? If this is the case, then yes, pit bulls make excellent guard dogs. Most will be happy to greet robbers with their wiggly butts. They may even show them where the couch (and TV) is, where the coziest bedroom (and jewelry) is, and invite them to stay and cuddle awhile.
I am not a dog person; I’ve never made any secret of that. However, if I ever did invite a dog into my life, it’s be a pit bull. HANDS DOWN.
Shine on Over The Rhine
by Chuck Eilerman
I bedazzled my butt
I don’t give a fuck
asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
I think about this far more than is probably healthy.
Being followed by weight loss blogs makes my skin crawl.
Please go away.
Looking back over a lifetime, you see that love was the answer to everything. — Ray Bradbury (via notquitecharlotte)
(Source: journal.neilgaiman.com, via prussiahasinvaded)
Never getting to use “cum” the preposition because of “cum” the noun!
Apparently, this is my name in Gallifreyan.
Are you my mummy?
Only 200 days until Christmas!
chocolate and salted caramel tart.