September 2011
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Just remember, if the Bible really has a problem... →
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“The only wrong answer is a lie.”
bitternessbarbie:
So there’s this commercial on of this woman looking through jeans and it’s all “Wouldn’t it be great if we could focus less on numbers and more on how they make you feel” or whatever, all about confidence and shit, and I’m like “shit yeah, it would” then cut to this lady eating Special K and “lose weight blah blah you’ll feel awesome!”
Bait and switch, man. “We should focus...
I'm holding a racial reality bakesale.
tsg2011:
Native American people are holding cupcakes in a room.
White people enter the room, and each get to take a cupcake from a Native person. Then, they kill the Native Americans, and corral the remaining empty-handed Native Americans into a corner.
Then, they go into another room and force black people into the white (formerly Native) room. They make the black people bake more cupcakes,...
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This is why my nephews are more awesome than...
Me: I'll bet your teacher is glad to have you in her class.
1st Nephew: Well, I didn't choose to be in her class. I was forced to be in her class...which isn't a bad thing.
Me: Yeah, your mom said she seems like a pretty good teacher.
1st Nephew: Yep. She's also quite attractive.
Me: Oh yeah? What does she look like?
1st Nephew: Hmm, you know I never really considered what she looks like.
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Things are going to break my heart—
silly things, bigger-than-life things,
but mostly unexpected things.
They are going to break my heart
and for a while yet to come.
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Do this; it's fun →
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My Christmas List or How To Make Beckys Happy.
Note: I am not actually asking for any of this; it’s just a neat little running list that I have in my head of stuff that always and without fail makes me happy.
1: Yarn any kind any color any weight. Christmas colors/styles especially welcome.
2: Hot chocolate/cocoa.
3: Tea. Especially black teas.
4: Any movie version of A Christmas Carol. ie: Karroll’s Christmas, A Carol...
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“By the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over,” - Rep. John...”
– Quote For The Day/Andrew Sullivan (via nickbaumann)
By the time I feed my family, I’m lucky if I have $40 left over. And I’m reasonably comfortable. People need to get a grip.
(via lemdi)
Not to mention the people who can barely afford to feed their family period.
-Joe
(via stfuconservatives)
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And then I took a much needed shower.
Me: Today, I'm a part of a very special railroad.
Mom: Which one?
Me: Grand Funk.
Mom: I was going to say B&O.
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Would Wear
tylerknott:
I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smiles. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
Pregnant? Don't Fall Down the Stairs | RH Reality... →
Protecting the life of the unborn for women who want to be pregnant means ensuring access to high quality prenatal care. It means ensuring pay equity— that women are paid on par with their male counterparts - so they are able to support a family. It means ensuring paid family leave and fair breastfeeding policies. It means making sure that pregnant women are safe from perpetators of...
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