Still think people on food stamps have it too good? Chef Karl Wilder is trying...– STFU, Conservatives: World-Renowned Chef Karl Wilder Tries Living on Food Stamps
Can fat people be healthy? A provocative new study shows that obese people who...– CBS article on a new weight study via @Fatheffalump on Twitter (via shallanelprin)
Keith and I think there should be an appropriate response to “know what I mean, jellybean?” Here are our efforts: I know what’s up, peanut butter cup. I know where it’s at, Kit Kat. I know the truth, Baby Ruth. I know, Haribo. Yes I do, Charlston Chew. You wish, Swedish Fish. Yes I do, chocolate poo. What is your favorite/suggestion?
Anyone know where a girl can get rainbow gym shoes/trainers?
Cyndi Lauper to Open Homeless Shelter for LGBT... →
At just this moment, I am a little head- and heartsick by all the anger and meanness floating around out there. It’s a part of life and growing up means learning how to deal with it, how to fend it off, how to counteract it, and how to rise above rather than be crushed under the weight of it. I get that and normally I can do it—or at least I can accept that that is what must be done....
Nights are the worst for me.– Ovaries before brovaries:
1. Tom Cruise as Moe. Adam Sandler as Larry. Mike Myers as Curly. M. Night Shyamalan directs. The “twist” is that there is a fourth Stooge (played by Jenny McCarthy). 2. Colin Farrell in a biopic about James Franco—only not about Franco’s whole life, just about what he did yesterday. Colin Farrell as Franco and James Franco as his own father. A full thirty minutes of the...
This is apropos of nothing; it’s just something on my mind. It’s something I feel like I should say. Dating violence/partner abuse/domestic abuse isn’t always a smack or a punch. In fact, most of the time, it’s way more subtle. And it almost ALWAYS starts as something way more subtle. A remark. A “playful” pinch. It starts slowly and it builds from there. ...
That awesome moment when everything seems to suck and then you remember you have pudding.
I’m still waiting for Tumblr to get over this “Anti-Rape” Fad. It’s getting...– earthismostlyharmless: aka a giant rape-denying asshat
Two former Bengals Anthony Munoz and Jim Breech... →
Among those values – again, from their site: We know that homosexual behavior is destructive to the individual and sincerely reach out to assist those individuals caught up in this behavior. Since I live in the area and Munoz is a spokesperson for a local store, I messaged the store.
downlo: The Single Stupidest Thing Any Nice Guy Has Ever Written When the Feminists came for the Rapists, I remained silent; I was not a Rapist. When they locked up the stalkers, I remained silent; I was not a stalker. When they came for the Players, I did not speak out; I was not a Player. When they came for the men who they got bored of, I remained silent; I wasn’t some one they...
Tumblr is kind of a circl jrk.
Advice from a Californian:
phillyfilly: Let’s all thank Tinsley for providing a helpful list without being too mocking of our never-had-an-earthquake East Coast senses. Seriously. #9 and #10 are both very good points. Advice from a Californian: [from Tinsley] 1. Calm down. 2. But be proud. 5.9 is pretty big. Well done! 3. Be prepared for an aftershock. You might feel it, you might not. 4. The news is going to...
Make Alan Rickman A Head-Of-House on Pottermore. →
He has an account, you know.
The world is not full of Attractive People and Unattractive People. It’s full of...– Kate Harding (via thatswhatshesaidquotes)
The last time a Republican fought for my rights, I was a fetus– (via womenandnews)
tara-nova: If a woman in poverty wants to access birth control to protect herself from unwanted pregnancy, she’s a dirty slut and doesn’t deserve it. If she gets pregnant because of a lack of access to effective birth control and seeks abortion services, she’s a baby killer just doing it out of convenience. If she carries the baby to term and keeps it, she’s a welfare queen. This has...
When I say I'm pro-life...
stfuconservatives: panda-mo: desliz: speakfortheweak: It doesn’t mean I’m religious. Because I’m not. It doesn’t mean I hate LGBT community. Because I am a supporter. It doesn’t mean I force women to give birth. Because I never will. Take what you want from my blog, but never assume I’m just your stereotypical pro-lifer. It is VERY possible to ask questions, state your opinions in a civil...
She got a little upset. Girls do that.– Ohio state Senator Kris Jordan (R), to a deputy after his wife called 911 to request assistance because Jordan was pushing her around, drunk, for what she said was one of “numerous times” over the last two years. Last week, the city prosecutor announced he won’t file charges. (Mother Jones)
Unless you want to be a hypocrite...
You can claim to be a patriot and love America and the American way. OR You can hate immigrants (legal or otherwise since I’m fairly certain the Pilgrims didn’t come here through legal channels). You can be a Christian and follow a Christ-like path. OR You can deny people the rights that you so readily take for yourself and watch them struggle and think “well, I’m not...
Today, I was reading death threats made by so called Christians toward atheists. I also read a rant by a woman convinced that dinosaurs are a tool used by Satan to convince people there is no God. It all seems so asinine to me. I believe in God…I believe in a God to whom atheists and dinosaurs pose no threat in any way. Atheists don’t believe in God—that is their right and I...
stfuconservatives: iamateenagefeminist: tara-nova: If a woman in poverty wants to access birth control to protect herself from unwanted pregnancy, she’s a dirty slut and doesn’t deserve it. If she gets pregnant because of a lack of access to effective birth control and seeks abortion services, she’s a baby killer just doing it out of convenience. If she carries the baby to term and...
Neph2 Daddy had surgery on his testicles!?!?!
Neph1 Of course he did. That's why every once in a while when they lock themselves in their bedroom mommy doesn't get pregnant.
Neph2 You think they're doing THAT?!?
Neph1 Of course they are; she SAID so.
Neph1 Hey, at least we know our parents are normal.