April 2011
30 posts
Dear Lord,
I am 35 years old. You know this. You know every hair on my head and every dark secret of my life. So you probably know what I’m about to write but I’m going to write it anyway.
I’m tired of praying for you to forgive me for only ever being just what you created me to be. I’m tired (and I mean physically and spiritually exhausted) of asking you to save me from this...
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Kentucky Church Unanimously Votes To Stop Signing... →
stfuconservatives:
Members of Douglass Boulevard Christian Church, located in Louisville, KY, unanimously voted to stop signing marriage licenses for heterosexual couples until same-sex couples are afforded equal marriage rights. The decision comes at the same time that a CNN poll shows that a majority of Americans now support legalizing same-sex marriages, the fourth poll to show similar...
“There are certain things you can do in this world, and certain things you just...”
– Tim Willig
“It’s a shame that you asked you me to choose
between him and you.
Cuz,...”
– Jessica Lea Mayfield Greater Heights
Homosexuality is found in over 450 species....
My mother is pro-choice.
So am I.
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Cookie: I can't wait until we have our kids.
LaFilleMange: I can't wait to be there, next to you in the hospital, holding your hand as you deliver our children.
Cookie: I'm not sure that will work.
LaFilleMange: It'll work just as well as if I attempt to have them.
Cookie: I was thinking adoption, though, you know.
LaFilleMange: I know, but I still think we should go the distance. Do the whole thing up right.
Cookie: I'm not sure we'll be allowed to adopt once we're in jail though.
LaFilleMange: Why would we be in jail?
Cookie: I'm pretty sure that, no matter where we do this from the UK to Ethiopia and beyond, no hospital is going to stand by while a man who doesn't need the bed uses it to pretend to have a baby. No matter what, we're going to get wrong.
LaFilleMange: We'd get permission first; we're not idiots.
LaFilleMange: Facebook is acting up today; I think it hates me.
Cookie: I'm going to find Mark Zuckerberg and throw a book off of his face while I yell "IRONY!"
LaFilleMange: See, it's stuff like that that makes me love you.
Cookie: My willingness to assault a billionaire for you?
LaFilleMange: Yes.
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STFU, Conservatives: on "abortion as backup birth... →
gold-notebook:
why is “abortion as birth control” used as a canard or a slur? um, abortion IS a method of birth control. that’s the definition of fucking birth control. it’s safe. it’s legal. when one elects to have an abortion, they are practicing a method of birth control.
if you’re…
STFU Fauxminists!: The Male Privilege Checklist →
lawsonry:
Everyone must read this. Now.
This list was compiled by Barry Deutsch, aka “Ampersand.” Permission is granted to reproduce this list in any way, for any purpose, so long as the acknowledgment of Peggy McIntosh’s work is not removed. If possible, I’d appreciate it if folks who…
“If the anti-abortion movement took a tenth of the energy they put into noisy...”
– Michael Jay Tucker (via stfufauxminists)
My Christian friends have finally helped me to see the light. And I am done. I have spent too many years praying to be forgiven for just being exactly who God made me to be in this world he created. And I’m done with that too. I’ve spent too many years asking God to save me from the very things and world and laws he created. I’m done with that too. If God loves me, let him...
Cookie: We'll only do fun stuff when you're here. So no cock fights.
LaFilleMange: Those are bloody and violent; no one wins a cock fight. But we can go to the zoo and visit the happy animals, right?
Cookie: Yes, and we'll liberate the sad ones.
LaFilleMange: Can we liberate the penguins and mail them to Sarah Palin? She lives in Alaska, she'll know how to care for them.
Cookie: She'd probably just shoot them.
LaFilleMange: You're right, she would. From her helicopter.
Cookie: But it would distract her from thinking she could lead your country. "oooh, penguins!" "okay guys, her finger's off the button."
