March 2011
25 posts
genderfork:
the phrase “i go both ways” applies to me in more ways than one
arewhitepeopleraciallyoppressed.com →
stfuconservatives:
JoetheBlogger sent me this link earlier. Perfection.
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Some M Girl: i want a cheeseburger wtih all the trimmings and greasy french fries...also nothing to do with the above buttons
Some R Girl: me too
Some R Girl: very much so
Some M Girl: wanna go get one?
Some R Girl: yes, can I wear what I'm wearing now?
Some M Girl: i was thinking some greasy spoon diner
Some M Girl: what ARE you wearing just now?
Some R Girl: smudged eye make up
Some R Girl: full stop.
Some M Girl: awesome!
Some M Girl: i'll wear my pimp suit
Some M Girl: so...yeah, I'll be there in a while
Some M Girl: be clothed
Some M Girl: unless you don't wanna
Some R Girl: um
Some M Girl: in that case, bring a blanket
Some M Girl: lol
Some R Girl: am I EVER clothed when you get here?
Some R Girl: EVER?
Some R Girl: even when you hit a wormhole and it takes 4 days?!
Some R Girl: .........seriously I think that worm eats my clothes
We laughed
Some M Girl: btw, every time my lovely daughter sees a pug now (usually on tv) she says "pugs, just the right size...for kickin'!"
Some M Girl: lol
Some R Girl: lol
Some R Girl: ah, we've trained her well
We laughed at Amy Lee's expense and we're not...
Some R Girl: ..................what is it with you and corn today too?
Some R Girl: lol
Some M Girl: i dunno
Some R Girl: are you cornstapated?
Some M Girl: it appeals
Some M Girl: i am!
Some M Girl: o.O
Some M Girl: save me from myself
Some M Girl: and my cornal fixation
Some R Girl: lol I'll send Amy Lee to save you
Some M Girl: gross
Some M Girl: please don't
Some M Girl: i'll kick her in the ovaries
Some R Girl: sweet
Some M Girl: and make her watch cornography with me
Some M Girl: it'll be weird
Some R Girl: that doesn't convince me not to send her...you kicking her
Some M Girl: and everyone will lose
Some R Girl: that makes me want to send her
Some R Girl: except me!
Some M Girl: i don't wanna watch corn with amy lee
Some M Girl: but i'll kick her for you
We laughed
Some R Girl: hey did I ask you about pooping in the sea?
Some M Girl: ummm
Some M Girl: no
Some M Girl: i think i would remember that
Some M Girl: (another great title...just saying)
Some M Girl: (pooping in the sea)
Some R Girl: how hard do you think it would be to, say, wade out into the sea and poop in it
Some M Girl: well, depending on the tide/current...prolly not too hard
Some R Girl: if you got far enough out that you didn't risk getting caught, you'd probably not be able to touch
Some R Girl: if you can't touch the bottom, you have no foot leverage
Some R Girl: then you're just using your body to push...if you have to push...
Some R Girl: and you'd sink
Some R Girl: or at least flip over
Some M Girl: true, you'd have to doggie paddle with your hands
Some R Girl: bob like a pooping cork
Some M Girl: to try and stay upright
Some M Girl: LMAO
Some R Girl: but would your hands be enough to do it with your whole body doing contractions
Some R Girl: it's like having cramps isn't it
Some R Girl: you'd effing sink
Some R Girl: I think pooping in the sea would be hard
Some M Girl: i honestly have no idea
Some M Girl: i think a little bit it depends on the poop, i mean if it was ready to go and you didn't have to push much you could just let it out
Some M Girl: but if you had to push, you could bring your knees up and squeeze while doggie paddling with your hands, you'd prolly have to do it several times and steady yourself between squeezes
Some R Girl: I always have my toes to the floor and my heels up, for leverage, even on easy poos--maybe it's just me
Some M Girl: i think my biggest concern is that the poop wouldn't just float away, it would bump into me or something
Some R Girl: well yeah it would and probably follow you
Some M Girl: EWW
Some R Girl: but.......if even you raised yoru legs to squeeze, your hands probably wouldn't be enough to balance you out....I can't imagine, say, swimming while in a cannonball position
Some R Girl: ..........but it's all speculation, I've never pooped in the sea
Some M Girl: the next time i go to the sea i'll have to do some research
Some M Girl: in the name of science!
Some R Girl: sweet
Some R Girl: scientific pooping and political sex
Some M Girl: our combined memoirs!
Some M Girl: we can have signings at grocery stores!
Some M Girl: and put riders in our contacts demanding cheese trays and delicious foods
Some M Girl: and grazing rights
Some R Girl: we get to steal as many grapes as we want from the produce section
Some M Girl: exactly!
We laughed
Some R Girl: ex-boyfriend was a crossdresser, well probably still is
Some R Girl: just, well, he isn't my crossdresser anymore
Some M Girl: lol
Some M Girl: no one can own a crossdresser
Some M Girl: i can picture that on a poster or psa somewhere
Some R Girl: I take exception with that, I owned him
Some R Girl: and one day, I'll own him again, but just long enough to sell to the circus
Some M Girl: lol
Some M Girl: why do you want to sell him to the circus?
Some R Girl: meh, I want to hit him with wet sticky ropes of chewed on twizzlers until he cries
Some R Girl: but...you know...I'll settle for selling him to the circus
Some M Girl: that's specific
Some M Girl: but i think i can understand
We laughed
Some M Girl: who does he get service from?
Some R Girl: cincinnati jessica beill
Some M Girl: LOL
Some R Girl: LOL I'm not sure why I typed that but it seemed funny in my head
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