June 2012
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I’d been keeping two tumblrs, one NSFW the other pretty much okay for work. I’ve decided to just use the one. It does have some NSFW moments.
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neoputa:
asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
I think about this far more than is probably healthy.
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le-chub:
Being followed by weight loss blogs makes my skin crawl. Please go away.
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“Looking back over a lifetime, you see that love was the answer to everything.”
– Ray Bradbury (via notquitecharlotte)
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Word-person problems:
Never getting to use “cum” the preposition because of “cum” the noun!
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Two dyslexic men walk into a bank shouting......
This gave my whole household a good quality laugh tonight.
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SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
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For anyone who’s ever wondered “how can a person so fat even be happy?!” I am going to fill you in on a little secret.
First, drop “so fat” from the sentence. “How can a person even be happy?!” sounds kind of ridiculous, doesn’t it? I mean, I think we can all understand how a person could be happy or sad or whatever. Right! See, that’s all you...
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keepyourbsoutofmyuterus:
A letter from the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
The onslaught of laws focusing on denying reproductive health care rights is a concerted campaign against women. These laws are not grounded in science or evidence-based medicine.
The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists believes that access to family-planning counseling and to the...
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R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of Fahrenheit 451 and... →
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me: *closes wrong tab*
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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me: *Exhales*
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“I’m through living in question, dreaming the answers.
No more paving the...”
– I Will Let You Go - Daniel Ahearn
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radaprilrachel reblogged your post: Privilege
and probably cis. Good points though
My gender isn’t binary. There is no need to assume things listed right on the front of my tumblr.
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Privilege
I want you to imagine something—really imagine it. One of your favorite actors or actresses is on stage at the Oscars and they’re getting an award for a movie they did. It’s a brilliant movie and their performance was so amazing that they absolutely are the only person who should be getting the Oscar for that category. They step on stage in their brilliant attire. They’re...
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